Well.. Today i found out how much my bro hates fridays and chinese. Seriously people.
HE HATES FRIDAYS & CHINESE!!!
He told me 2 stories
First about FRIDAYS:
The god who created us was sitting down and having fun doing work. During tht time weekdays were from Monday to Thursday. Enjoying his job (like who wouldn't HE'S GOD). He decided to extend the weekend by one more day. He thought hard and decided to name it FRIDAY. all the humans on earth got a little pissed as they have to endure their horrible lifeless jobs for one more day, and they started cursing really badly. AND HENCE that is why FRIDAY is also known as F***ING FRIDAY. CUZ EVERYONE HATES IT. SO MANY FUCKING THINGS TO DO!!
Secondly about CHINESE
He had this convo with a CHINESE guy
I shall name my bro as (BRO) and the other guy as (MIC)
BRO : Whats with you CHINESE ppl having names like : Andrew, Vincent, Maxine, Joshua, Eve, Justin, Jason, Ashley
BRO : Last time i checked CHINA wasn't in the west.
MIC : Oh its nice to have a non chinese name.
BRO : You don't like CHINESE names?
MIC : Oh we're westernizing.
BRO : Oh ok true. its because your bloody culture sucks. and even you people hate it. I UNDERSTAND!!
MIC : *Stunned*
A friend of mine once told me this joke really lame but cute.
A German guy walks into a restaurant and has a CHINESE waiter. He orders a coke and says that it tastes funny. Then the waiter says, "Me CHINESE! Me play joke! Me put pee-pee in your coke!" Pissed, the German guy leaves. Next a British man walks in and orders a coke. When he tells the waiter that it tastes funy, the waiter replies: "Me CHINESE! Me play joke! Me put pee-pee in your Coke!" The British man becomes quite frustrated, and storms out. Then an American Cowboy walks in and orders a coke. When he tries it and he tells the waiter that it tastes funny, the waiter says, "Me CHINESE! Me play joke! Me put pee-pee in your coke!" Angered, the cowboy replies: "Oh yeah? Well then Me Cowboy! Me shoot fast! Me cap bullet up your @$$!" And shoots him.
Sorry if this post has hurt anyone. haha. BUT IT IS FUNNY THOUGH!!
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